The 95% pure, uncut kids’ book
Beautifully illustrated, mouth-numbing party humor that blows your mind line after line
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What is Charlie’s
Gnarly Party?
Thirty-four pages of beautifully illustrated, mouth-numbing party humor that will blow your mind, line after line. It is the highly-addictive kids’ book for adults, full of puns so hot they literally smoke.
You will have to pull it from your kid’s library when they start asking questions. What is that powder? Why does Buddy feel bad from his brownies? Why is Kevin krazy for K, and why does everyone love Molly?
Three decisions
and it ships
Plain, signed, or a personalized message inside the front cover by hand. The last one is the reason people order here instead of Amazon.
The name, and the line you want written under it. Most people work out at this point that one copy is not going to cover it.
David signs it, boxes it and walks it to the post office, normally within two working days.
Nobody reads
this one quietly
“I don’t even have a kid, and this is my favorite book.”
“It’s 50% kids, 50% party. It was the hit of the baby shower.”
“This is THE ONLY kids’ book I’ve ever found to be truly entertaining. There is a story arc, and the writing is clever.”
Buy here, not Amazon
Same book.
Not the same parcel.
Here
- Signed and personalized copies exist
- David packs it and mails it
- The author keeps what you paid him
- Shirts and stickers ride along free
Amazon
- One edition, nothing written inside
- A warehouse picks it off a shelf
- A large cut never reaches the creators
- Means you suck
Written by David.
Drawn by Cody.
David and Cody were best friends at age 12. They built an artistic connection and are still partying their way through adulthood.
They made this book together, and Dave had it printed. It took them a year. When you order here, David is the one who signs it, boxes it and walks it to the post office. That is the entire company.
The obvious questions
Is this actually for children?
Yes. It is for ages 1-4 and 18+. When your kid starts wising up, hide the book with your stash.
What does personalising involve?
You give us the name and the line you want written. David writes it inside the front cover by hand and signs it. Add a day before it goes out.
Will it arrive in time?
Two working days to leave, plus a day if it is signed or personalized, then three to five in the mail. If it is for a birthday, order the week before rather than the day before. If you need it rushed, email Dave at [email protected]
Can I put books, shirts and stickers in one order?
Yes, and you should. It all travels together in one parcel.
Welcome to the party
Amazing mirror hardcover, signed by David, or personalized message written inside the front cover by hand. Only available here or in person!
Packed and mailed by David himself.