Terms and Conditions

IF YOU BUY / OPT TO RECEIVE ANY STUFF FROM THIS WEBSITE, you are opting-in to receive a few follow-up emails, only from us. Nobody else. Probably an email asking how you found out about the book; maybe one offering a coupon or discount; perhaps an email notifying you of a new Gnarly book; possibly one just shooting the breeze when we’re lonely. It’s not a big deal; everyone’s doing it. We won’t bombard you–that’s not cool.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES (DON’T BLOW IT)

IF YOU BUY OR RECEIVE ANYTHING FROM THIS WEBSITE, YOU ASSUME ALL RISKS INVOLVED. THIS INCLUDES PISSING THE NEIGHBORS OFF BECAUSE THEIR 12 YEAR-OLD SAW IT ON THE COFFEE TABLE AND READ IT, REVEALING YOUR TRUE IDENTITY AS A DRUG-SNORTING POTHEAD BURNOUT. THIS CONTENT IS FOR AGES 1-4 AND 18+; DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND RUIN SOME TEENAGER’S MIND. THE SAME GOES FOR THE T-SHIRTS AND MERCH, AND LIFE, FOR THAT MATTER.

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (DON’T BE A DICK)

Charlie’s Gnarly Party was written by one guy and illustrated by another. All the merch on the website was made by the former. If you want to redistribute or sell any of this stuff, ask. In the same way you wouldn’t slang dope in front of your dealer’s house, don’t sell or use this shit without permission. Chances are we would jump at the opportunity to promote / sell / even give away some stuff, even with YOU as the beneficiary. But please ASK and let us make the call.

WARRANTIES (YOUR DOG ATE YOUR BOOK)

If your book / shirt / stickers / whatever shows up mangled, the sprinklers filled the mailbox, or you used the book as rolling papers, send an email with your woes. We want to party, and we want you to party with us. The stuff we sell isn’t free, but the whole point of Charlie’s Gnarly Party is for everyone to have a good time. If possible, send pictures of what happened, especially if it’s hilarious. We’ll do everything we can to keep you partyin’. 😀